
    "I have a copy of FrontPage for Dummies you can borrow. So that you can
get it done faster and I won't have to pay as much"

    ...

    Client: "This looks like crap. Why did you make it like this?"

    Me: "You asked me too."

    Client: "If you knew it was going to look like this, why did you even bother?"

    Me: "Because I charge you by the hour.

    ...

    "Can I print an animation?"

    ...

    "My girlfriend said that this Internet thing is quite cool. Could you
write the Internet on a cd for me?"

http://www.clientcopia.com/

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/programmer-jokes-whats-your-best-one
